Amazon reviews have been raised to an artform by the Sandman. Can the hivemind find the funniest?

"I bought this ironing board hoping it would bring back some exitement into my life. It is designer after all! I placed it up against the lounge wall at a recent party in my house, and NOBODY commented on it! I was so distraught that I kicked everyone out and drunkenly set about the ironing board with a fire axe whilst crying hysterically. Apart from that its ok."

"As a very heavy drinker, I find this ideal as it slips into my suit pocket perfectly. I can sneak a slug of absinthe anywhere! At work, on the tube, at family gatherings, and they're none the wiser. Well, I think one person suspects at work, but im going to make sure they get the sack so its ok."



Update! Thanks to Rob Bevan for the bucket that changed my life

'Although I have used the Dover Parkerburg less since installing our new fangled "Water Closet", I display it with pride, knowing that I own the best 2 gallon galvanized bucket in town. '